"Everybody involved with The Blair Witch Project -- too much hype for a piece-of-junk movie!"
"Mayor Giuliani of New York. I get irritated by the amount of control he attempts to exert on the lives of New Yorkers. Some should enjoy their vices, and have every right to."
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"O.J. Simpson -- yeah, a lump of coal, if he's guilty. I don't understand coal. What is it, a punishment for being bad? That's kind of heavy. It's Christmas; you have to think about one thing: We don't want an evil Christmas. Even though O.J. Simpson may deserve a lump of coal in his stocking, we don't want an evil Christmas."
"Paul Tagliabue, because he gave us so much hell when we were trying to get a football team, said St. Louis wasn't a football town. But now, he may want to do a little backpedaling -- I mean, we're going to the Super Bowl, aren't we?"