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As we've noted far too many times in recent weeks, interchangeable, bland Boy Pop Groups rule the charts now, and their names are recognizable to all serious music aficionados: There's, uh, Toby? Or is it Todd? Jett? Some guy with just initials? Just think of that guy in your high school who played the lead in every musical, was always surrounded by cheerleaders and yet was never seen on a date with one specific girl, and you have a pretty good idea of the makeup of any one of today's Boy Pop Groups. (And for the record, that guy in high school you just thought of? He's some BPG's backup dancer now).
Magazines, tabloid TV shows, radio stations and record companies are lining their pockets to the sweet, generic sounds of high harmonies and faux-soul crooning reportedly produced by these hairless Aryan boy divas. We devoted almost 1,500 words to the phenomena a few weeks back, and we closed our coverage with the warning that these groups will last only until "something" comes along to make their fans forget them, and their record labels drop them. That something is Fantomas.
Fantomas is, undoubtedly, the next step in Boy Pop Group evolution: Man Pop SUPERGROUP. Made up of drummer Dave Lombardo (ex-Slayer and Grip, Inc.), bassist Trevor Dunn (of Mr. Bungle and Secret Chiefs 3), guitarist Buzz Osborne (Melvins) and vocalist extraordinaire Mike Patton (Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Maldoror), Fantomas is exactly what the teenybopper set should turn to when they realize that the Backstreet Boys really don't believe that God spent a little more time on them (or was that Five? Or maybe it was 98°. Someone should make these guys wear dog tags so you can tell them apart).
Buzz confirms Fantomas' imminent superstar status by making demands before consenting to answer any questions about the group: "Are you gonna put us on the front page? Put us on the front page. Promise me we're on the cover." But after a little hemming and hawing and a tiny white lie (sorry, Buzz, it had to be done), he gives up the goods on the Fantomas Sound that will soon be sweeping the nation:
"There are a lot of different things in there, like the Boredoms, other bands, but Fantomas has less melody than the Boredoms. There were some major labels interested -- until they heard the album." Buzz chuckles, and he's not bragging, just stating the facts. Buy their album Amenaza al Mundo and listen to it through headphones, at high volume, the highest you can tolerate. It will make your skin crawl. The songs are short, prickly bursts of sound collectively titled "Pages 1-30." There are no discernible lyrics. Patton grunts. He squeals. He shouts and scats like an angel-dusted jazz singer with Tourette's syndrome, his voice a percussive instrument that beats away inside the opaque noise boxes the rest of the band is building around him. When he sings, it sounds like the made-up language of twins, but you get the feeling he might have killed and eaten his twin, so no one knows what he's going on about anymore.
Lombardo's drums still pack the hellish fury of his thrash days, but he's allowed to change tempo in Fantomas, and he proves he has control over the fourth dimension's more oblique, angular paces. Trevor Dunn's bass leaps and staggers throughout, pulling the songs in one direction, then digs in its heels and fights the current. Buzz paws his guitar into strange gray areas between music and noise, creating sounds that are neither and both. The whole of it is disconcerting, throwing the listener off balance as recognizable song structures are approached, mauled and reconfigured for 42 minutes.
Fantomas is the creepy crawl of the Manson Family (Charlie, not Marilyn) made audible, and melody is Sharon Tate. And just as the Mansons had Charles in Charge, Fantomas has their own dark mastermind: Mike Patton. "Mike wrote 100 percent of Fantomas," admits Osborne. "He actually wrote 110 percent of it. Exactly what Mike wants is what Mike wants, so he dictated everything. He dictated what socks we could wear. There could be no argyle socks while recording." Patton's control over Fantomas extends to their visual presentation as well. He is credited with the album's artwork, which is taken from the Italian comic book Diabolik. The cover looks like a movie poster for the Mexican superhero Fantomas, who was based on the French pulp hero of the same name. Both characters are described in the World Encyclopedia of Comics as anti-heroes who don't "fight on the side of law, as do traditional heroes, but against it, for (their) own amoral purposes."