Joe Rulo Carpenter
"Guys don't have many scruples anymore, but, for me, it's 'You never hit on a buddy's woman and never let another guy see you scared -- they'll never let you live it down.'"
Nathan Lewis Cook/Owner, Big Man's Bar-BQ, Crystal City
"Thou shalt not squeal. Never rat your buddy out."
Jennie Castillo Public Relations, Troy's on the Park
"Put your feminine products where they need to go. You don't do it in your home, so don't do it when you're out in public. God, women are so unhygienic."
Caron Lee Image Technician, Wolf Photo
"Do not bother our children or our men. That's the real Golden Rule. We can tolerate other intrusions -- maybe. But our children and our men -- off-limits!"
Terry Armbruster Server, Weber's Front Row
"The Golden Rule? American Express Gold Card, 24K gold jewelry and a golden penis."