Steal This Movie

Studios don't get the Upright Citizens, which isn't funny at all

Walsh, however, thinks he knows where it all went wrong.

"I wish we had a director who was a blond bombshell with big breasts who could sell the movie or something," he says. "I don't know whatyou need to sell the movie."

"You think it's directors with big tits and blond hair?" Roberts asks, almost incredulously.

"I do," Walsh says, solemnly.

"We could get a figurehead director," Roberts says, warming to the idea. "It's worth it if we can sell it. We'll hire a supermodel to pose as this supposed director. Matt, you may have solved the problem right here." Or not.

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