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Very few child actors are able to establish successful postpubescent screen careers, a plight that Jerry (Leave It to Beaver) Mathers has smartly tried not to defy, instead mounting a lucrative career as a real estate agent and psoriasis spokesman. The 55-year-old Mathers, who has suffered from the nagging skin disease since his college days at Berkeley, will appear at the Clayton Radisson (7750 Carondelet Avenue) on Saturday morning, May 22, to discuss his struggles with psoriasis.
But first he took time out via phone to subject himself to a more bothersome curse: an Unreal interrogation.
Unreal:Are you more likely to contract psoriasis if you live in a sweaty climate like ours in eastern Missouri?
Jerry Mathers:No, it's genetic. It's possible that that could irritate it. Being in a hot, sweaty climate may make you more stressed out. It's not contagious. It's basically a defect. If you see someone with terrible dandruff, do not be afraid of these people.
Did your own struggles with psoriasis discourage you from pursuing a serious acting career in the prime of your adulthood?
No, in some ways where my psoriasis is, is lucky. I first found out I had psoriasis in college, when I got kicked playing intramural soccer. I had what I thought was a rash on my butt. I'd never done laundry before, so I thought it was from not doing my laundry properly. My doctor said, 'What you have on your rump is psoriasis.'
The Beav, even during puberty, seemed pretty comfortable in his own skin. Is it accurate to surmise that Wally, not the Beav, would be more likely to be embarrassed by a wicked case of psoriasis, owing in no small part to Tony Dow's transparent self-consciousness?
Probably not. I think most people with psoriasis are, in a lot of ways, taken aback. Anybody who has psoriasis is affected both physically and emotionally.
Why did your band, Beaver and the Trappers, not attain the same level of fame as, say, the Monkees?
We were a garage band, so the Monkees had a lot more dollars behind them. We accomplished what we wanted to do. We were one of the hottest garage bands for proms and sock hops when I was in high school.
Yeah, in fact, there was even one that said Ken Osmond grew up to be Alice Cooper. Alice Cooper did an interview with Rolling Stonethat said he had a childhood like Eddie Haskell, so people thought he was Eddie Haskell.
Did Barbara Billingsley drink dry martinis like a drunken blowfish between takes? And did she have a salty sense of humor?
No, in fact, she was very conscious of her image. People wouldn't think this was a big thing now, but at that time most women smoked. In the middle of the first year of Leave It to Beaver, Barbara Billingsley quit smoking.
Psoriasis, much like HIV, involves T-cell malfunction. What do you think of the HIV epidemic sweeping across the porn industry? Do you sympathize with the adult acting community, or do you feel like if you lie down with leeches you're going to get sucked?
I sympathize with anyone who contracts a deadly disease. In some ways they know the risk when they go in. I feel sorry for anyone who, because of their line of work, risks death and ends up getting a death sentence.
Do you regret having starred as Sergeant Dun in the 1994 erotic thrillerSexual Malice -- or was this your attempt to shed your goody-goody image, à la Meg Ryan inIn the Cut?
Actually, my brother, James, was the cameraman on it. It was his birthday, so the producers asked me to do a scene on his birthday. He's doing a documentary on Brian Wilson right now.
If Mario Van Peebles had been cast as the Beaver instead of Jerry Mathers, how might that have changed the character and the show's plot lines?
I'm so lame, I don't know who he is.
It was heartening to see the New York Times devote its weekly "What's Doing In" travel-section page to St. Louis two Sundays ago. But what's up with author Shirley Christian's proclamation that our proudly ramshackle burg is "the Boston of the Midwest"?
If the Gray Lady's travel editors are of a mind to be consistent, in coming weeks we can expect see Cleveland feted as "the San Francisco of the Erie Peninsula" and Birmingham held aloft as "the Seattle of the Sun Belt."
In fairness to Ms. Christian (and in keeping with a private promise we made just now to apply the scientific method to something -- anything -- at least once a month), Unreal put the Times scribe's theory to the test via a point-by-point comparison.
Check out Unreal's Boston v. St. Louis chart. (70kb)
As every St. Louis baseball fan knows, Busch Memorial Stadium is slated for demolition after the 2005 season. Architectural-preservation buffs are already mourning the demise of the 38-year-old Edward Durrell Stone-designed orifice, the last remaining major-league example of the Concrete Behemoth School of stadium architecture (see also Cincinnati, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh).