Tuesday, August 31It's Tuesday. It's midnight. It's time to tune in to elimiDATE, only the best dating show on television. But you grow weary of living vicariously through the small screen. Well, it's finally time for your own semi-private elimiDATE. Make St. Louis proud at the nationally syndicated show's seven casting calls: Thursday, August 26, at the Kastle (3207 Washington Avenue; 314-534-1571) from 10:30 p.m. to 1 a.m.; Saturday, August 28, at Rum Jungle (618 North Second Street; 314-231-5825) from 11 p.m. to 2 a.m.; and Tuesday, August 31, at The Dam (4131 Union Road; 314-416-8669) from 10:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. (log onto www.elimidate.com for the others). We're pretty sure you know the drill. Look good, drink up and be willing to fight. And a few more pieces of wisdom for your show appearance: Don't get so drunk at the first place (be it Broadway Oyster Bar or somewhere else) that you fall out of your chair flat on your back, and, more important, don't take anyone back to your parents' hot tub in Illinois (or wherever). That's just sad.