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Ameristar Casino

Your kid's tuition money burning a hole in your pocket? Hell, that's what scholarships are for. Tell Junior to study a little harder and take your newly expendable income to Ameristar. Your best bet rides here. Not because the odds are that much better than on the other boats, but because of the sheer breadth of options for blowing your wad. Ameristar's Donald Trumpian remodel in 2002 yielded a crop of more than 3,000 slots and nearly 100 table games. It's one-stop shopping for dying repeated spiritual deaths. Take care of sloth, gluttony and greed at the Landmark Buffet, where the menu includes a chocolate fountain and (on Tuesdays) all-you-can-eat crab legs for $16.99. Cross off pride, anger and envy as you hit on sixteen and bust while the guy next to you rakes in the chips after standing pat with his lousy fifteen. As for lust, Ameristar is open until 5 a.m., and as even the most seasoned gambler knows, there's more than one way to get lucky.

 
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