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Best Milkshake

Crown Candy Kitchen

Comments (0) Wednesday, Sep 29 2004

"Milkshake" (with apologies to Kelis, Chad Hugo and Pharrell Williams)

My milkshake brings all the boys to the north side!

And they're like,

It's better than Steak n Shake!

Damn right, it's better than Ted Drewes!

I can teach you,

but I have to charge less than four bucks!

I know you want it,

The high butterfat content ice cream that makes me

What the guys go crazy for.

They lose their minds,

The way I come in 24-ounce servings!

I think it's time

La la la la la,

Chill it up.

La la la la la,

The boys are waiting....

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