By Sam Levin
By Jessica Lussenhop
By RFT Staff
By Keegan Hamilton
By Gavin Cleaver
By Sam Levin
By Sam Levin
By Sam Levin
To Laws, an aspiring fashion designer who cements his coif each morning with pomade before heading to work at the boutique Splash in the Galleria, the feud is a fashion phenomenon. Laws designed a limited-edition line of "It's Better in Clayton" and "It's Better in Ladue" T-shirts, sold exclusively at Splash's locations in Richmond Heights and Chesterfield, for the appropriately exorbitant price of $38.
The 22-year-old Laws created the Ladue shirt, which sold out last year in a very limited run (thus inspiring the Clayton entry), by accident.
"I was going out one night and didn't have anything to wear," says the Parkway West grad (who has also come up with a line of "What High School Did You Go To?" T-shirts). "So I got some letter stencils, fabric paint and an old T-shirt. The whole idea is so pretentious, it's funny. That's what a lot of people either get or love about it, or don't get and hate about it."
What Unreal wants to know is: Where is it actually better?
Ladue: Median household income $141,720; population 8,645; 96 percent Caucasian
Clayton: Median household income $64,184; population 12,825; 84 percent Caucasian
Unreal Verdict: We value diversity, but not in west county. Ladue is better.
Ladue: Residents must individually contract with licensed trash collectors
Clayton: Like any normal municipality, has trash pickup
Unreal Verdict: Peculiar quirks in civil services are normally huge pluses when comparing snotty suburbs. But not here. Clayton is better.
Clayton: J. Buck's
Ladue: Permanent black lawn jockeys provide cast-iron wink to Confederate glory days
Clayton: Portable passed-out Paris Hilton look-alikes who spent the previous evening snorting coke and getting gangbanged by college and/or professional football players
Unreal Verdict: One night in Paris? Hello! Clayton is better.
NETWORK BROADCASTER IN RESIDENCE
Ladue: Joe Buck
Clayton: Bob Costas
Unreal Verdict: Buck understands what no announcer before him has managed to understand: The best way to deal with Tim McCarver is to ignore him. Way to go, Joe! Ladue is better.
FORM AND FUNCTION
Ladue: Keeps to itself as an insular alternative for the very, very well-heeled. This is how suburbs are supposed to act toward their urban neighbors.
Clayton: Sports a domineering downtown near St. Louis' western border; willfully cannibalizes commercial and retail dollars from urban sire.
Unreal Verdict: The theme is respect. Clayton has no sense thereof. Ladue is better.
Oh no, a 3-3 tie! On to the tiebreaker:
Jacob Laws: "It's got to be Ladue. You can't get enough of those preppy Chips. Clayton kids are a little more artsy and liberal."
Final Unreal Verdict: It's better in Ladue! Represent!
Here we are at the U Lounge at 609, sipping our $5 Sex @ Sunset martini, all liquored up and no one to talk to.
Welcome to Silent Happy Hour, where everyone communicates via the international language of chat rooms. "Silence -- the new way to party!" is the motto of Zipit (get it?) Events (www.zipitevents.com), an organization recently formed by Stefani Pine, a 28-year-old local software trainer at Sara Lee. Having heard about a similar event that took place in New York, Pine accurately predicted that twenty- and thirtysomethings would enjoy a note-passing nostalgia-for-junior-high trip. The U Lounge deal is Zipit's second event.
You show up, pay a $6 entry fee to cover costs (unless you're a highly regarded journalist whose very name-drop assures a lifetime of financial and personal success) and are given a pad and a pen. Then you're turned loose, under the condition that you not utter a word.
And when the night is over, if you're Unreal, you collect a bunch of discarded notes and retroactively eavesdrop. A smattering of the best soundless bites, verbatim:"You sound better than you look!" "Don't know....never put it there. Have you? My bedpost has other purposes." "You know, in Vegas? You can smoke in grocery stores -- where there are slot machines -- no kidding. I opened a Bread Co. there." "Nice guy but controlling, some weird things, poor, lazy, lack ambition, & sometimes not intellectual (but sometimes yes), very worldly, love everyone." "ah, but you probably don't have dealers 2 doors down. or maybe you do." "Are you the voice police? You look a little intimidating!" "I think Oprah is a Bush supporter." "You pretty quick on the draw for allegedly being 'so drunk.' Must have a rapier wit when sober." "Are you with the beer-smelling woman?" "(This is kind of creepy.)"
In an effort to reverse the bad mojo that the St. Louis Cardinals have incurred against the Red Sox during the 2004 World Series, Laclede's Landing is encouraging members of Cardinal Nation to take matters into their own hands -- it's time to burn our red socks.
Laclede's Landing Merchants Association press release
October 25, 2004
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