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I'll Drink to That

Fuel your New Year's Eve with these boozy sing-along tunes

Has it come to this? It has, my tanked friend, it has. The least-attractive song about drinking in the world, the Dead Kennedys' "Too Drunk to Fuck" is a volatile additive. It will either implode your party or launch it into the boozy stratosphere. See you in March when the hangover wears off!

Lyric to Slur the Loudest: "But in my room/Wish you were dead/You ball like the baby in Eraserhead."

Drink: What's left?

Level of Drunk Required: Um, too drunk to fuck. Duh.

Also play: "You Never Even Call Me By My Name," David Allan Coe; "Gang's All Here," the Dropkick Murphys; "Ain't That a Kick in the Head," Dean Martin; "The Piano Has Been Drinking," Tom Waits; "Family Tradition," Hank Williams, Jr.

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