Unreal Presents Soulard Mardi Gras Bingo

St. Louis might still play host to The Nation's Second-Largest Mardi Gras Celebration, but let's face it: Plastic beads and pre-noon drunks lost their sheen long ago. Checking out the floats? Been there. Chugging hurricanes? Done that. Show you our tits? Yawn. We need a new kind of gumbo to give this so-called Wild Week a buzz.

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And just in time for Tubby Tuesday revelry, Unreal has cooked it up! Introducing: Soulard Mardi Gras Bingo™!

The rules are simple: See something, cross it off. First person in your group to call a given item gets it (only one check allowed per boob-sighting, for example). Be the first to complete a row vertically, horizontally or diagonally, and your buddies have to buy your drinks for the rest of the day. Laissez les bons temps rouler! Pssst! Wanna download these puppies in pdf format? No problemo! Card 1 — Card 2 — Card 3 — Card 4 — Card 5 — Card 6

Art by Dan Zettwoch, usscatastrophe.com