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In the season of sequels and Happy Meal toys, 05 may be a pleasant surprise.

Why it will be fabulous: It's been out internationally for four years, and HK fanatics have been yelling its praises ever since.

Why it will be dreadful: Miramax (or whoever's left in its place these days) still has time to screw things up with bad editing and a lousy dub.

THE CAVE Starring: Cole Hauser, Morris Chestnut and Piper Perabo

Directed by: Bruce Hunt (second unit director on The Matrix and Dark City)

Written by: Michael Steiberg (Sleep with Me) & Tegan West

What it's about: Mysterious monsters in a cave hunt down and eat a group of divers trapped in there. Morris Chestnut presumably has flashbacks to Anacondas.

Why it will be fabulous: Cole Hauser is one of the great bad actors of our time, doing his father proud.

Why it will be dreadful: It's a PG-13 monster movie, which means bloodless kills. So what's the point?

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