We Aren't the World

A critical fatwa of Live 8

For all of these crimes and more -- for instance, one who shall not be named preaching selflessness while getting his name in papers all over the world -- we must deliver a most serious fatwa. May these artists some day awaken with perfect vision so that they can see exactly how small and unimportant they are in this cold universe. Perhaps then they will make some truly great music to keep us warm. Only then shall they be forgiven.

Mike Gorman
Broadcast on various radio and television stations and streamed live via the Web

It is written.

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