Alley Cat

Somebody forgot to tell Emil Williams Jr. that bowling is for fat, beer-guzzling honkies

"That's how I feel," Emil replies.

Tretter then calls on Brian Chase, a former teammate who's seated next to Emil. Chase tells the professor he's from upstate Pennsylvania (something of a recruiting pipeline for the Lions).

"How'd you like the way the Cardinals beat up on the Pirates last night?" Tretter asks playfully.

Mark Gilliland

"When you get to this level, bowling is very complicated," says Emil, whose six-ball arsenal gives him more in common with golfers than the martini-sipping hep cats who populate Pin-Up and its ilk.
Mark Gilliland
"When you get to this level, bowling is very complicated," says Emil, whose six-ball arsenal gives him more in common with golfers than the martini-sipping hep cats who populate Pin-Up and its ilk.

"I'm not a baseball fan," replies Chase.

"I am," volunteers Tretter. "I'm baseball, hockey, football -- whatever."

Quietly but audibly, Emil Williams Jr. drops a hint:

"What about bowling?"

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