Alley Cat

Somebody forgot to tell Emil Williams Jr. that bowling is for fat, beer-guzzling honkies

"That's how I feel," Emil replies.

Tretter then calls on Brian Chase, a former teammate who's seated next to Emil. Chase tells the professor he's from upstate Pennsylvania (something of a recruiting pipeline for the Lions).

Mark Gilliland

"When you get to this level, bowling is very complicated," says Emil, whose six-ball arsenal gives him more in common with golfers than the martini-sipping hep cats who populate Pin-Up and its ilk.
Mark Gilliland
"When you get to this level, bowling is very complicated," says Emil, whose six-ball arsenal gives him more in common with golfers than the martini-sipping hep cats who populate Pin-Up and its ilk.

"How'd you like the way the Cardinals beat up on the Pirates last night?" Tretter asks playfully.

"I'm not a baseball fan," replies Chase.

"I am," volunteers Tretter. "I'm baseball, hockey, football -- whatever."

Quietly but audibly, Emil Williams Jr. drops a hint:

"What about bowling?"

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