Queries

Unreal finds an angry blogger with a lot to say (most of it not suitable for work), gets expert analyses of Wash. U. students' attractiveness and gives a pop quiz to potential padres

Why did it take so long to develop Reebok pump technology?

These high-tech running and sport shoes are designed for people whose feet are unaccustomed to going barefoot. It's only been relatively recently in human history that people have run on concrete or, for that matter, engaged in sports. Earlier people got all their exercise from survival.

What kind of shoes are you wearing?

Oh, just some generic running shoes. Nike Airs, actually.

Comfy?

You know, they're not bad.

LOCAL BLOG O' THE WEEK

"AngryBlackBitch"

angryblackbitch.blogspot.com

Author: Shark-Fu and Rob Thurman

About the bloggers: Shark-Fu is the title character. Rob Thurman is also angry, but white and male.

Recent Highlight (September 25, 2005):Hey assholes!

People, a lot of fucking people, died. People, a lot of fucking people, have lost everything they have.

Personally, my ass enjoys watching these assholes demonstrate their assholia. A bitch is thrilled that the party of family values and moral whateverthefuck is running around debating the who, what, when and where of a man's grief at the loss of his mother. As if Scooter will suddenly be washed clean of the smear of ineptitude because some asshole with a blog is able to prove that only five phone calls where made to the nursing home instead of ten. How many desperate phone calls does it take for desperation to register with these sick fucks? How many days of decomposition and neglect count...does a body have to be left for three days or four...does it have to be found floating or on a fucking overpass?

Jesus to Gawd, this "angle" stinks on ice!

And it does nothing to absolve Scooter or his minions. Nothing, even the distance of time, will do that...

To the online minions with blogs on the right...this isn't a sloppy blow job kinda problem. This is a massive loss of life while the whole world was watching kinda problem.

Recognize.

Then log the fuck off...

Know of an Unreal-worthy local blog? Send the URL to unreal@riverfronttimes.com.

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