And if you're perfectly stable mentally, that is and love the holidays so much that you don't even need to drink because you're so perfect, we have an event for you, too: the free Maplewood Christmas Tree Walk, beginning at 6 p.m. Friday, December 2, at Citizens' Park (7308 Manchester Road, Maplewood). You'll get there just in time to witness the tree-lighting ceremony and Santa's grand entrance on a fire truck. Afterward there will be special shopping discounts and plenty of trimmed trees to admire throughout the 'Wood. And Santa will take your kids on a trolley ride (my my, is he a man of many transit options or what!) while you sneak into Boogaloo to have some delightfully gingery pink sangria, um, we mean while you go on a carriage ride (wink).