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Rappers MF Doom and MF Grimm are longtime collaborators and, until recently, close friends. They came up together as part of New York City's M.I.C. (Monsta Island Czars) crew in the 1990s; Doom was originally known as Zev Love X. The two went on to share billing on many albums, as well as the MF nickname, which is sometimes said to mean "Mad Flows" (or in Doom's case, "Metal Face").
The two remained close even as their paths began to diverge. In 1994 Grimm was shot and paralyzed from the waist down, and in 2000 he began serving three years in prison on narcotics charges. Upon his release, he started his own record label and has since toiled in relative obscurity.
Doom, meanwhile, has gone on to international acclaim, performing stage shows behind a mask and releasing increasingly popular albums, including a collaboration with the makers of Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.
All along, beef was broiling, culminating in a new Grimm song called "Book of Daniel." The track, produced by St. Louis' DJ Crucial, also features other members of M.I.C. and contains death threats against Doom. Its title references Doom's given name, Daniel Dumile.
"I don't deep fry friends, Grimm reaper nuke 'em. Hearts don't mend, brothers turned enemies," Grimm starts out. "When the bullets start flying, who's gonna hide you? Rhymesayers, Stones Throw, Nature Sounds signed you. Make peace with you? Zev, I tried to."
M.I.C. member MF Mez is even more blunt: "M.I.C. can see you soon at your burial[....] Your team's weak, I'll pop them, then pop you[....] M.I.C. gave you life and we can take that shit away."
The song is from Grimm's upcoming album, American Hunger. It can currently be heard on a Web site for Crucial's F5 Records, www.myspace.com/ffiverecords.
Doom was not available for comment, but partner Benn Grimm, reached by phone in New York, says he doesn't believe Doom has heard the song. "As far as I know, we're still all fam," he says of the camp's relationship with MF Grimm. (The Grimms are not related.)
MF Grimm refuses to comment on the song directly, saying he prefers to let it speak for itself. "It's just something that had to be done," he says.
Money squabbles have long been rumored between the two emcees, a topic Grimm alludes to in "Book of Daniel.": "I made a mistake, told the press you owed dough[....]Money wasn't worth it, and turned us into foes."
The breaking point for MF Grimm, however, appears to have been a lyric from Doom's most recent album, The Mouse and the Mask, a collaboration with Adult Swim and DJ Danger Mouse.
"Once joined a rap clique, midgets into crunk," Doom raps on "El Chupa Nibre" a derogatory reference to M.I.C. "He did a solo on the oboe, could have sold a million, then the villain went for dolo and sighted creative differences."
"How could you ever diss M.I.C.?" MF Grimm responds.
"[MF] Grimm was pissed at Doom in the first place, and all he needed was these few line disses," says Crucial.
"Book of Daniel" was composed when Crucial visited MF Grimm in New York City last fall, shortly after The Mouse and the Mask dropped. They had already been collaborating for about a year, with MF Grimm's single "Gingerbread Man" scheduled to appear on Crucial's upcoming album, Test Presses and Dub Plates(the song's B-side, "My Love," coincidentally was produced by Doom). Crucial says MF Grimm loved "Daniel"'s raw, psychedelic beat.
"He's like, 'I got something for this," Crucial recalls. "Two days later, we met back and he said, 'Crucial, wait until you hear this song.' He just gets in there and starts ripping this verse, and I'm just like 'Oh my gosh.' I knew how close [he and Doom] had been forever, and now all of the sudden he's just saying this stuff to everyone. It was wild."
MF Grimm doesn't want people to think the song is a publicity stunt.
"There's no way to defend yourself from it, to it being done to profit," he says.
Writing on the F5 Records message board, local rapper Jonathan Toth from Hoth recently suggested that Grimm and Doom's beef was staged, a device to increase record sales. Grimm allegedly responded with a menacing message on Hoth's answering machine.
"Yo, Jon boy, you must think that this is some fantasy or some shit," he said. "This is Grimm calling. You think this is a game, this is a joke, you want to get involved or something? Let me know. I'm coming out there, so we can see how much of a joke it is, how much of a game it is. You wanna write on a board that this is all publicity? Then I'll add you to the publicity. Period. Fucking asshole."
Crucial says that, at its heart, "Book of Daniel" is a plea for reconciliation.
"A lot of people are saying it's a diss song, but it's really just personal. Grimm is just saying to Doom, 'We used to be brothers, what happened? I know your fans love you, but you're getting brainwashed, homey.'" Ben Westhoff My Ding-A-Ling
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For the recently dumped (or divorced), there are sure to be some fabulous pity parties this Valentine's Day. So why not make yours special with a great soundtrack? Combining the best of the embittered, Songs to Hate the Ex To follows the emotional rollercoaster of a break-up. Hitting every emotion on the road to recovery, these classic songs are sure to get even the sorriest bunch of sulkers to croon along.
1) Circle Jerks, "I Wanna Destroy You"
2) Flogging Molly, "Worst Day Since Yesterday"
3) No Doubt, "Ex-Girlfriend"
4) The Adicts, "Love Sucks"
5) Bad Religion, "Infected"
6) Liz Phair, "Fuck and Run"
7) Old 97's, "Wish the Worst"
8) The Distillers, "For Tonight You're Only Here to Know"
9) Merle Haggard, "The Bottle Let Me Down"
10) Rolling Stones, "Under My Thumb" <