As a God-fearing Midwesterner, you are contractually obligated to support professional rasslin' (that's "wrestling" for you educated types) and the accompanying freakshow in all its forms. For you, Hulkamania will live on forever, and you go through withdrawals if you don't see a piledriver or macho posturing at least twice a week. So get down to the Savvis Center (South 14th Street and Clark Avenue) by 5:45 p.m. for the WWE Supershow during which both RAW and SmackDown will be filmed right in front of you! Yes, that's two live shows, so you're guaranteed to get your rasslin' fix! Tickets range from $22 to $52 and can be purchased through Ticketmaster (314-241-1888 or www.ticketmaster.com). Check out www.savviscenter.net for more information.
Mon., April 17