You've done a lot of wonderful things today: You got up and went to work that should count for something; you let that hard-working middle finger rest and warned that idiot driver with only a horn blast; and you resisted the urge to steal a soda from someone's lunch in the office fridge. All very admirable accomplishments, sure, but today's the perfect day to up the niceties and generosity, and what better way to do that than by receiving a free massage at any of the St. Louis-area Massage Envy locations (there are ten; visit www.massageenvy.com for addresses)? Just think of how sweet you'll feel after all that stress is released! You'll probably feel so great that you'll want to donate a whole bunch of money to the St. Louis Affiliate of the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation on this Massage for the Cure Day. Plus, you'll be even happier when you get to meet lovely local celebs like Jeannette Batz Cooperman, Bonita Cornute and Guy Phillips. To make an appointment for all of this massage merriment, call 636-230-3689; the clinics are open from 8 a.m. to 10 p.m.
Mon., Aug. 7