When you put "shit" or "fuck" right in your band's name, you're officially going after a certain demographic and nobody else. New Orleans sludgepushers Facedowninshit are not looking to get on TRL, or even Headbanger's Ball for that matter: They're after the folks who wish Eyehategod toured more. Unearthly Trance works a similar doom/ sludge rut their latest, The Trident, is loud, slow and ugly. (They get extra points for being from Long Island and still sounding like they were fished out of the waterlogged, post-Katrina wreckage.) And despite being named for a Naked City song, Fuck the Facts are slightly less arty although they have a secret weapon: their female vocalist, Mel Mongeon, who screams even harder than Arch Enemy's Angela Gossow.