By Sarah Fenske
By Danny Wicentowski
By Lindsay Toler
By Danny Wicentowski
By Danny Wicentowski
By Jessica Lussenhop
By Lindsay Toler
By Lindsay Toler
There were dogs everywhere. They waited patiently for pieces of hot dogs, they barked, they chased each other, they played, some fought and one little dog escaped from its owner, zipped across a field and then threw itself against a fence.
Megan Mayhew, doing duty at the information booth, shook her head when asked to put an exact number on how many dogs were present. "There are so many dogs," she said. "Dogs, dogs, just tons of dogs."
Soon after arriving, Cosmo ran into a number of close relatives. First his mother, Princess Paris, showed up, followed shortly by his brother, Prince Rogan, his grandmother, Asia, and his great aunt, Camelot. Princess Paris' owner, Cindy Jones, wore a T-shirt with a picture of a poodle with fluorescent pink toenails prancing around beneath the Eiffel Tower. "I always paint her nails pink," Jones said, referring to Princess Paris.
The competition at the event was the central attraction. Human and dog spectators surrounded a large ring where pooches from all over the nation ran through obstacle courses, raced one other and caught Frisbees. There was also a diving dog competition, in which dogs ran off a dock and leaped into a pool of water. The winner, Missy, broke the previous world record by jumping 28 feet, 10 inches. On her final jump, she did a back flip.
Cindy, a greyhound from Miami, had already earned a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records for her 66-inch high jump. This year she was attempting to jump 68 inches. When she entered the ring, the crowd went silent. (Dogs included.) She warmed up by catching a Frisbee. Then the strains of Van Halen's "Jump" came over the loudspeakers. Cindy, whose full name is Soaring Cindy, took her running start and cleared the bar with room to spare.
The crowd went wild.
Let Them Eat Carp Cake
Invasive species of Asian carp represent a serious threat to the ecology of Midwestern rivers. Studies indicate that since their arrival here a decade ago, the powerful and fast-growing carp have already depleted native fish populations. What's more, the carp are responsible for dozens of human injuries when the massive fish (which can grow to 60 pounds) leap onto boats.
But a team of University of Missouri researchers and Saint Louis Zoo nutritionists may have an answer to the growing aquatic menace. They propose grinding up the unsavory fish to form "carp cakes" that can be fed to zoo animals. For more on this tale, we tossed a line to MU fisheries researcher Robert Hayward.
Unreal: Who cooked up this scheme?
Robert Hayward: A group of us first met about a year ago to discuss the possibility of commercially fishing the carp. We thought animal feed would be a good idea. Essentially, we have this huge biomass of fish flesh in Missouri rivers that is going to waste. But the fish are too big to feed to most zoo animals. That's why we have to grind them up.
How do you like your carp cakes?
I hate to say that I've never tried them. I hear mixed reviews from people who have eaten the fish. Unfortunately, carp has something of a bad rap in the United States. They're known as bottom feeders.
Perhaps Tuna Helper would help?
Maybe. To me it's an irony that we have people going hungry and have a great amount of fish in the rivers that we can't use because of people's attitudes. These fish are tremendously popular in Asia.
Do our zoo animals share our palate or have more Asian tastes?
The jury is out. We're still working on the consistency of the cake before we experiment with the animals. We put the ground-up fish into a mold, and we need to make sure the cake sticks together. Some animals, like sea lions, like to play with their food more than others.
You Know What They Say
Does size matter? At Johnston & Murphy's men's shoe sale at Westfield West County this past weekend, the answer was a rock-solid yes. Wing tips, cap toes, moccasins, Venetian slip-ons and boat shoes were all available at reduced prices but only in sizes eight through nine.
It was what's called a "sample sale," regional sales manager Frances Sarmiento tells Unreal, comprising styles that had been considered for Johnston & Murphy's collection but never manufactured in bulk. Sarmiento says clothing prototypes are typically created in small sizes.
Unreal: Is your company in any way affiliated with Masters and Johnson?
Frances Sarmiento: No. Our parent company is Genesco Inc., based out of Nashville.
One might expect a sale like this to fail miserably, seeing as men with feet that small would probably be too embarrassed to leave the house.
Not at all. A lot of times smaller-size shoes are harder to come by in the styles that men like. Plus, when you have one-of-a-kind shoes, they normally cost a pretty penny. Others can't have these styles even if they want them, so that's a pretty exclusive type of a feeling.
Does shoe size matter to women, in your opinion, and if so, is the shoe's length or its girth more important?
Oh my goodness! That would probably fall under "no comment." I would have to say, though, it's all about the style, not the size, 'cause a man's shoe says a lot about a man. Nice-looking shoes that are well maintained speak to the confidence of a man and show that he is well groomed, polished and has a sense of style. That's always attractive to a woman.
A 2002 study by researchers at University College London found no link between a man's shoe size and the length of his penis, but is there any reason to trust the English at all?
[Laughs.] I would say it's a little iffy.
Are bisexual men more likely to have one foot longer than the other?
No. We actually find that pretty common, for men to have different-size feet. I don't think it says anything, other than that it's a lot harder for them to shop for shoes.
Unreal missed the ArtDimensions Village at Taste of St. Louis last month, but Nilsen Turan-Kennedy didn't. Here's some of what NT-K had to say in a mass e-mail addressed to ArtDimensions, a St. Louis-based arts nonprofit:
I protest your jurying and award decisions of last weekend.... Who was your judge and what was the criteria?... You also gave awards to ~10 artists out of ~30.
You call it an art show! Was jewellery worth $5 displayed at the St. Louis Artists' Guild's booth (why), or mass produced wooden pendants (buy one get one free!) displayed next to my booth...? The Urban Art Fence looked horrid, like a Third Country outdoor bazaar display.
I thought this would be an art show. You could at least give a title like arts and crafts show to it, then I could choose not to participate.
You should attempt to educate and to bring the society to a higher level by displaying true art, while not displaying crafts worth $5 to make people assume that what they looked at there was art.... You get the city's support and all those grants.... You had the great opportunity of doing it over the weekend, but I'm afraid, you just failed.
Gina and Davide Weaver of ArtDimensions shot back a rebuttal (trimmed but otherwise presented verbatim) ought to give you an idea:
To address your issues, first I am sorry that you were unhappy with the jurying and art award decisions at last week's Taste of St. Louis.... To limit judging to specific limiting criteria would be too restrictive for artists to mold to a single theme that was truly not required of such an open event....
It is unfortunate that your vision of the St. Louis Artists' Guild was so narrow, the personnel that manned that organizations booth were volunteers, volunteers that show their support not only for the guild, ArtDimensions, but artisans as a whole.... As a small thank-you, the guild allowed artists to show their expressions of art.... Many artists sell their items packaged and some even reduce prices for events such as ours. Would it be more acceptable to inflate costs so the items seem worth more to you?...
To address the Urban Art Fence, the compliment of a 3rd World Bazaar is quite fitting, what is more "urban" than that?... Not to mention that 6 pieces from the fence exhibit sold a record sales accomplishment for the exhibit. Could it have been that bad??
Ever get the urge to jump up and ____ this damn town? Tell Unreal about it!