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This week's Commontary comes to us from Steve Kokette.
There are those who hate television, and then there's Kokette, who holds a special reserve of malice for the boob tube and the inroads that the Baby Einstein and Brainy Baby educational videos have made into the St. Louis Public Library.
Kokette, who makes instructional sign-language videos, used to think nothing of selling his videos to parents who intended to teach their toddlers sign language. Then, in 2001, he read a recommendation by the American Academy of Pediatricians.
"They recommend that children under two watch no television," Kokette tells Unreal. "My videos are the first to carry a label warning parents that they should not be shown to children under two."
Kokette was plenty steamed when he noticed that the St. Louis Public Library possesses 36 Baby Einstein videos.
"Why would they want to carry DVDs or videos that the AAP claims are going to harm kids?" Kokette asks. "You have to ask the question: Are libraries more concerned with their circulation figures than they are with the health of those that they're serving?"
A reasonable question. So Unreal put it to Patty Carleton, the library's director of youth services.
"We own and use those videos," Carleton confirms. "Why? Two reasons: They win awards, and when something wins a Parents' Choice Award, we're going to end up owning it. Also, we get a lot of requests for the videos."
Noting that the library isn't in the business of telling people what to watch or read, Carleton adds, "I know that using the TV as a babysitter is not good at any age, but I think the Baby Einstein programs can be used as a jumping-off point for educational activity. It boils down to responsible parenting and parenting is always an individual choice."
Kokette counters that he isn't saying the library should tell kids what to read or watch, only that they should inform borrowers about the AAP's study.
"Ninety-one percent of the population is unaware of this study," says Kokette, citing a figure from a Boston-based advocacy group, the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood. "As long as we're going to treat the American Medical Association's ruling on smoking cigarettes almost as Holy Grail, shouldn't we treat the AAP's study the same? We should at least have enough respect for kids that libraries would just back off: To me it's a moral issue.
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The Unusual No-Trump
'Twas bridge that brought these brainiacs to St. Louis last week.
They were skipping school and work to rip up the tables for ten straight days at the American Contract Bridge League's spring nationals, with 25-year-old Sivelind and 18-year-old Rimstedt, in particular, defending their title as Women's Pairs champs. The gals earned the honors in Hawaii late last year "The youngest pair ever to win it," coach Jill Mellstrom notes proudly.
Unreal hunkered down with the Scandinavian squad for a brief spell last Thursday before the qualifying round.
Unreal:Do you use the bridge thing at bars?
Sjöberg: Yeah! People think it's really cool!
Coach Mellstrom:Rumor has it they'll be here. I've played against them five or six times. They're getting there. Buffett I think is better than Bill Gates. He got Gates into it. But they're just like everybody else. They're just bridge players."
What do you drink to celebrate a big win?
[Blank stares all around.]
How do you like St. Louis?
Sivelind: The bridge area is very good.
Do you have a psych-up song?
Bech:Disney movie soundtracks!
In San Francisco, Unreal hears, there are so many dominatrixes they're having trouble finding work. Sadly, that's not the case in St. Louis.
Enter BenchPress Burlesque, a local group that bills itself as "a multigendered sex-positive queer-positive feminist feast of political performance art." Composed of eight women, one trans (a woman who identifies as a man) and one bio guy (a man who identifies as a man), BPB's preparing to kick off a week-long tour this Saturday with a show at the Lucas School House.
The group models itself after early burlesque, which mixed social commentary with striptease. "We go back to where burlesque started," says BenchPress founder Loretta Loveless. "With a shitload of sex."
By today's standards, the material's tame. Though the costumes favor fishnets and corsets, the skits aim not to titillate but to challenge preconceptions about femininity and gender.
Loveless says she founded the group a year and a half ago, when she was working as a stripper. She has always been something of an anomaly in that field, she adds. "Educated sex workers are really, really rare," asserts Loveless, who attended graduate school in the Ivy League halls of Cornell University before dropping out. "And most sex workers are really sex-negative."