Flirt Factor

Unreal learns the fine art of flirting and later endures a wrenching ordeal.

Aha. So you weren't inspired by the rent-to-own furniture business.

Yeah, no, but I saw that the business model works in that case. Here, instead of spending four to five thousand dollars for one watch, you can spend a couple hundred bucks and by the end of the year you'd have been able to wear twelve $5,000 watches, and you may even have a new watch.

Maybe a new woman every month, too.

Exactly.

So watches are the new Ferrari?

Yeah.

Chicks dig 'em.

Exactly.

So I can get a Rolex now?

Yep.

Do you do background checks on your customers?

[Laughs] Any watch that retails over $1,500, yes, we do a mini-application. It basically consists of Social Security number, place of employment, driver's license number and two credit cards.

Dammit.

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