While ordinary people unwind the day by spending time with friends and family, you sit at your computer telling the world what you had for lunch.
[I ate out today]
A wizard on the Web, you feverishly troll through cyberspace looking for funny videos to share with your readers. A celebrity gets arrested, a kid face plants off a skateboard, a disturbing look at animals doing what nature intended.
[Those monkeys are funny]
Add me as your friend, post a comment, subscribe to my feed — your Blog has it all.
[I'll be your friend]
If anyone wants to know what you did last weekend, all they have to do is read your latest post. Some may ask, "Why don't you get a life?" Well, you have a life. And you're letting everyone else in on it.
So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, Icon of the Internet. Because without your Blog, the rest of us wouldn't have a reason to live.
[Mr. I have my own Blog Guy]
Feel free to make suggestions, but don't say mean things like I'm not funny. That hurts my feelings. And I don't need any negative vibes during prom week.