John Prine
8 p.m. Friday, February 27. Touhill Performing Arts Center at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, 1 University Drive.
If John Prine were a mode of transport, he'd be the Greyhound bus.
If John Prine were a playing card, he'd be the jack of diamonds.
If John Prine were a river, he'd run slow.
If John Prine were a sentence, he'd be commuted.
If John Prine were a saint, he'd be John.
If John Prine were a holiday, he'd be your birthday.
If John Prine were a beer, he'd be on the house.
If John Prine were asphalt, he'd be an alley.
If John Prine were a mirror, the light would be off.
If John Prine were a key, he'd open your heart.
If John Prine were a weather forecast, he'd be right.
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