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John Prine

8 p.m. Friday, February 27. Touhill Performing Arts Center at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, 1 University Drive.

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By Tom Finkel

Published on February 24, 2009 at 10:47am

If John Prine were a mode of transport, he'd be the Greyhound bus.

If John Prine were a playing card, he'd be the jack of diamonds.

If John Prine were a river, he'd run slow.

If John Prine were a sentence, he'd be commuted.

If John Prine were a saint, he'd be John.

If John Prine were a holiday, he'd be your birthday.

If John Prine were a beer, he'd be on the house.

If John Prine were asphalt, he'd be an alley.

If John Prine were a mirror, the light would be off.

If John Prine were a key, he'd open your heart.

If John Prine were a weather forecast, he'd be right.