You know times are tight right now. But you know what else is tight? Your pants -- but only if you attend Music Touches You in Special Places: A Very NonProphet Cabaret. This very special evening of cabaret features your favorite NonProphets and non-NonProphets performing a delightful collection of risky, risque and downright dirty songs for your arousem -- no, scratch that -- amusement. Oh, and also to raise some cash so the NonProphets can stage their planned production of The Rocky Horror Show later this month. There's even going to be a pianist, so expect some jokes involving the mispronounciation of that. Showtime is 8 p.m. at the Kranzberg Arts Center (501 North Grand Boulevard). Call 636-236-4831 for tickets, or visit www.nptco.org.
Mon., Oct. 12, 8 p.m., 2009