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Bad Beer Baron, Bachelor Edition: The Board Game Women Have Been Dying to Play!
Illustrations by Danny Hellman
Follow the link below for your own free Bad Beer Baron board game.
You have been invited to hang out with one of the world's most eligible bachelors, the Bad Beer Baron, in his family's palatial estate. Should you play your cards right, you could end up with a ring. But don't get cocky: Many, many beautiful women have tried to play this game — and ended up dead.
Beginning in the Foyer, each bachelorette vies to gather a six-pack of ice-cold beer and make her way to the center ring to claim the prize. The winner is the first lady to land, by precise count, on the center ring with at least six beers in her possession.
Danny Hellman
The packaging of the Bad Beer Baron Bachelor Edition board game.
DIRECTIONS
The player deemed most attractive (without the aid of beer goggles) gets to roll first, followed by the player to her right and so on. Players advance counterclockwise around the board, gaining one beer each time they pass the Foyer. Additional beer may be gained, or lost, by drawing a Manservant Card and by following the instructions therein.
Each room in the mansion is a shortcut and can be accessed by landing on the orange square permitting entry to that room. However, each room carries the potential for a player's untimely demise. Upon entering the room, players must roll the die and follow instructions for that room. If/when a player is killed — and history argues strongly for "when" — she loses whatever beer she's accumulated and must return to the Foyer to start over.
Only one player is permitted at a time on any square on the pathway. (The Baron is frisky but not into the holy Trinity, if you know what we mean.) If you land on a space occupied by another player, roll the die a second time and send your rival that number of spaces in the direction of your choosing. Rooms can have more than one occupant.
This game is a work of pure fiction. Any resemblance to real people, events, actual beer barons or real dead girls is only a matter of coincidence.
No actual women were harmed in the making of this game. Several beers were obliterated, however.
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His diatribes on the Baron's innocence in the whole matter is the best part. Please give him at lest one square.
I could make up a game about surviving a car trip from south st louis down kinghighway to highway 70. Or surviving walking downtown alone at night. Keep up the good work and humor thanks.
Well It's not the beer company that's for sure... everyone is responsible for their own actions.
Where's Bad Beer Baron's lawyer? You forgot to make him part of the game. His diatribes on the Baron's innocence in the whole matter is the best part. Please give him at lest one square.
I think its really good game to play.. This game is a work of pure fiction. Any resemblance to real people, events, actual beer barons or real dead girls is only a matter of coincidence. Thanks for posting this game info.
HOW LONG is this self-serving bowl of crap gonna show up on Yahoo Front Page?
It only confirms Saint Louis as LESS than a one horse town.It confirms Saint Louis as a HALF a HORSE town - - - THE BACK HALF!
I mean WHO GIVES A F*** what this corrupt St. Louis family does?
Two centuries of profiting from the destruction of OTHER families viait's booze / pimping has caused the Karma wagon to arrive, pulled bya team of Clydesdales.
Is THAT news?
It's been ONGOING for YEARS!
I can't believe The Riverfront Times would publish something so hurtful as sport. The man lost his loved one. He has had a history of depression. Such a malicious attack could cause irrepable harm. Your callous attitude toward another human being's suffering will stick with me a long time. I will not think of The Riverfront Times in as high of regard again. I'm very disappointed in you.
Wow--that was un-called for. Thank God nothing like that ever happens to any of you---or is it that you don't report it when it's in your backyard?
This isn’t CNN your reading here. What do you expect from a free newspaper filled with prostitute classifieds, head shops, and over rated opinions?
Way to hit the new low RFT. Great news worthy literature indead.
But i treceived your attention enough to know and acknowladge it's content, like the prostitute adds, which I apparently missed. You devil you. You know the code.
Your use of a disclaimer at the end of your article doesn't fool anyone. We know who you're making reference to. I'm shocked by the lack of compassion for the parties involved and, if for no one else, at least for the deceased. Completely tasteless, but I guess that's what the RFT is known for.
Her own Family doesn't seem to be questioning the City Coroners findings so why should anyone else.
Wow, this is in incredibly poor taste. And I'm speaking as an unrepentant fan of Tosh.0. The man lost his woman and his company... PLEASE remove this feature if you have any feelings whatsoever!
love the game...funny as heck! gonna laminate and play!!!!!!! because we know that all of this is just plain "fiction" !!!!!!!!!!!
The RFT is hit a new low... not so difficult to believe. where is the old quality the Ray hartman brouight to this paper...... a terrible stuation doesn't need to be kicked around by this RAG!!
This is beyond bad taste.
The RFT should really take a look in the mirror and ask itself what it wants to be when it grows up.
And to be clear, I am not particularly a big fan of the "B" family.
If we can assume that Busch is innocent and depressed about the sale of AB, this is a pretty cruel way to treat people.
This is in extremely bad taste! The man has lost someone he loved...just because you have money and privlege doesn't mean you are exempt for hurt, pain and sadness.
It really doesn't matter about who the board game is about, it's funny and it should be viewed with a sense of humor. I could make up a game about surviving a car trip from south st louis down kinghighway to highway 70. Or surviving walking downtown alone at night. Keep up the good work and humor thanks. bill
It seems an overwhelming amount of creative genius going to waste here. . . Imagine if the BBB board game creator had spent even HALF the amount oftime creating this, by handing out clothes and blankets to the homeless.
Or feeding the hungry. . . Or aiding the sick. . . Or fighting injustice. . .
Don't get me wrong. It's a delightful parody; just that if the world were to endthis morning. . . would you want God to find you spending your time doing THIS?Yes, the Busch Family karma seems to have come to the door. But never in ten thousand years can it ever equate to the millions of lives which theirbrewery business has helped ruin.
Knock knock. Who's there? One million families ruined by the beer barrel alcoholism that enriched five generations ofAnheusers and Buschs.
What does it profit a man, if he gains the world, but loses his soul?Let's ask him. . . and ourselves.Meanwhile. . . give me a Beck's.
You can't blame the people who make the beer for alcoholism and it's associated maladies. Who makes the choice to drink? It's not the beer company that's for sure... everyone is responsible for their own actions.
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