Somewhere out there in the vast wetness of the ocean is the S.S. Sexiness. Nestled deep in the shapely wreckage is the fantastic Pink Pearl; many a man has struggled to reach it, but you know what they say about a man's best efforts -- if you want it done right, send a woman. And so once more into the breach step the Randy Dandies, as they embark on The Search for the Siren's Pearl, their latest choose your own burlesque adventure. All your favorite Dandies make the voyage, including Greta Garter, Mimi Leyu, Roxy Red Rockets, Little Bo Peepshow and Tally Whacker, but chances are most of their clothes will be lost in transit. That's ok; everyone knows the best way to find a pearl is by skin diving. Your island adventure begins at 9 p.m. at 2720 Cherokee Street (www.2720cherokee.com). Admission is $15 to $20, and if you come in costume you get lei'd.
Sat., Sept. 3, 2011