Garbage patents? I just came across one: http://www.google.com/patents/US20060138257
It's not tech related though. It's a patent for "Incontinence treating sporting outfits"; incontinence treating herbs are applied to something that is worn. I can't really tell what. It might be underwear, or maybe a plastic cup of some kind. The patent author's primary language is not English. It's hard to believe a patent examiner even looked at it. It makes all kinds of sweeping claims for specific steps of the process and manages to misnumber itself (look at claim #32 and #33-37).