By Cheryl Baehr
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By Cheryl Baehr
By Patrick Hurley
By Cheryl Baehr
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(Clumsy as it may be, as an act of generosity, such a gesture stumbles into the general vicinity of the Way of the Gaucho. Perhaps there is hope yet for these servers. Attempting to minimize diners' agony is in itself a noble aim worthy of a gaucho.)
The kitchen grills the meats over a mesquite-wood fire. I have no quarrel with this in theory, but at Brazikat every piece of meat — top sirloin, filet wrapped in bacon, the fabled picanha (the same fatty rump cut I prepared for my American temptress so long ago), chicken wrapped in bacon, pork ribs, pork tenderloin, prime rib — tastes of mesquite and nothing else. The flavor lingers on your tongue for hours, as bitter as a jilted lover.
Whichever mesquite meat you try, the gauchos cannot ensure a consistent cut. Your picanha might be luscious or it might have the texture of tree bark. A thick slice of prime rib might be 50 percent fat.
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The less said about the seafood, the better. I shudder to think that Brazikat might convince a diner new to the churrascaria experience that ahi tuna (encrusted in inedibly salty Cajun (Cajun!) spices) and salmon (overcooked to the point where it tastes like low tide) are Brazilian. The Parmesan shrimp — I awaken in the middle of the night from nightmares about the Parmesan shrimp.
There are "Muscles Marinara."
(The American palate never ceases to amaze me, but I want no part of this dish.)
Often, I am simply embarrassed at Brazikat. The "Brazilian Mashed Potatoes," flavored with cheddar cheese and paprika, that accompany your meal are no more a part of this Brazilian's life than our supposed fondness for waxing — and are approximately as appetizing. The caramelized bananas, another accompaniment, which the other gauchos insist upon as palate cleansers, do nothing of the sort. The "35-Item Gourmet Food Bar" is but a salad bar with random additional items (pasta salad, soup, a chicken stir-fry). I do not think the number of items equals 35, though I confess I'm unsure if I should count the two containers of identical croutons separately.
Perhaps I should overlook these flaws. I am old now. It is time for a new generation of gauchos to find a new way in the world. Yet the fact that diners are paying $39.95 for the all-you-can-eat meat dinner, $59.95 for the combined all-you-can-eat meat and seafood dinner, enrages me, and for a moment I feel as young and full of fire as that day when my mother first handed me my gaucho pants.
This Brazikat is too cynical an operation for this gaucho. Besides, I have done my part for the churrascaria arts. These gaucho pants — they do not fit me any longer.
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I have been to Brazikat several times since it opened, and each time I was happier than the previous visit. Service was a little slow initially, however, has come a long way since then. The wide variety of meats and sea food offered great flavor and were complimented by assorted Brazilian sides. It was a great night out for all our friends and we have plans on going back next week.
It's such a shame. First Brasilians do not spell their county's name with a "z". That was my first clue this was not going to be good before I even read the review. Second, it's in St. Louis which after 13 years of living here has never had a proper churrascaria. Maybe I've been spoiled by my trips to Porto Alegre and Sao Paulo over the last 6-7 years, but the meat should be cooked simply with only charcoal and salt and attention. It's not meant to be smoked, but rather braised and cooked in its own juices and its own flavor. If this cannot be done, then the rest of the experience doesn't matter, but the descriptions of the other items would enrage a true Brasilian to commit arson. It's a disgrace.
The only Brasilian restaurant that's worth a damn is Yemanja Brasil and is owned by Brasilians who care about their food, their culture, and their way of life. Alas it is more country cooking (think Bahia) than a churrascaria, but the caipirinhas and feijoada can't be beat on our hottest summer day. Coco Loco, while run by Brasilians, is also terrible and the caipirinhas are a travesty. I don't understand how it stays in business, especially when the owner seems more fond of punching cars than putting out a plate of honest to goodness Brasilian delights.
It's such a shame we can't seem to do the basics here. I think if the focus was on being authentic, putting out excellent food, and pricing it correctly (40 bucks for garbage?!?!) then we'd have a winner. Unfortunately, I have to wait for my next trip and 16 hours worth layovers and looking out my window seat.
I have to agree with Master Froeb on this review. While I thought the servers were nice the food was very disappointing. Probably, the memorable experience of dining in a brazilian steakhouse in downtown Memphis had my hopes way too high for this steakhouse. Sorry to say I will not return for another visit.
Funny! (And very, very sad...)
Like the other so-called Churrascaria's that have come and gone in St. Louis, serving crappy meat on swords does not make a place Brazilian any more than using tomato sauce (ketchup?) makes Fazoli's Italian!!!
Visiting Memphis a few years back, had a couple amazing meals at Tejas de Brasil. Great quality meats, consistently well prepared, and an outstanding selection of tasty (and appropriate) side dishes and salads.
Would love to see something of similar quality in St. Louis. Guess I'm still waiting....
Jerry Barakat had a Gaucho's in Little Rock, AR, and has also tried his hand at several other restaurants there. The food at the Little Rock location was...not so good.
Hahahaha. Well done.
This place is true and utter garbage. I had the misfortune of being treated to a meal here a few months ago. It is sooo laughably bad. Bacana Brazil was way way better, which is not saying much. Please do not waste your money on this trash.
@gonzomurphyI am sincerely confused by this commentary. I visited Bazikat when it first opened and twice more since then. I don't recall eating any garbage there. I had the typical Clayton dining experience that I expected. The gauchos were great, and some even mentioned to us that they were Brazilian and appeared to be proud to be a part of this establishment. I loved the food and the seafood was better than any other sea food offered in other restaurants, and $40 was a bargain compared to other eateries in Clayton. Of course, I am no expert in Brazilian cuisine as gonzomurphy. I assume he will be opening his own Brasilian cafe complete with all the ethnic cuisine he describes, since he has more knowledge of "Brasil" than anyone else in town. I look forward to dining in his establishment that is sure to be a success, given that he has all the knowledge of the basics.
@bababa Given that you had such a "bad" experience, I am sure they are happy you will not be returning. Perhaps you should try the "cafe" at Wal-mart, as it may be more suited to your liking. Your writing style obviously dictates that this type of cuisine would be more appealing to you, but good luck finding someone to "treat" you there.