Hardcore Soft Serve

Tonight the Crack Fox (1114 Olive Street; www.crackfoxbar.com) hosts a hardcore, soft-serve soiree not to be missed. The Sweet and Sticky SeXXXy Ice Cream Social brings together delicious locally made ice cream from I Scream Cakes and a venerable stag film from the golden age of porn to espouse a positive attitude towards sexuality and dairy products. In the 1982 avant-garde, sci-fi porno film Cafe Flesh, the "nuclear kiss" has left 99 percent of the population "sex negative," unable to perform any sexual acts. The remaining "sex positives" are required by the government (under the penalty of death) to perform public sex acts in nightclubs for the edification of the frustrated masses. Keep your eyes open for Richard Belzer of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, who has a small role in the film. Though entry is restricted for those younger than 21, please note that Belzer appears fully clothed throughout the feature and at no time does his "special victim unit" appear in the film. The fun starts at 10 p.m., and the suggested $5 donation will be used to promote sexual health and education.
Wed., Aug. 28, 2013

 
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