Ask a Mexican: How do we humanize illegals in the U.S.?

Ask a Mexican: How do we humanize illegals in the U.S.?

Dear Mexican: How do we humanize the illegals in this country? My reasons for asking this question are many, but mainly a very personal one. I've been in this country illegally for sixteen years, y ya chole no? For sixteen years I lived my life like anyone else: going to school and working. Eventually I became a teacher for the public schools. It is too long to explain how I did all this. I knew it would come to an end at some point — as the gringos say, the shit would hit the fan eventually. Well. it has, and now I am a nanny to my best friend's kid. We were talking one day and decided that if anything were to happen, if I was arrested or in trouble for some reason she may be the one to be judged as a bad mother for leaving her child with a criminal such as myself. You, see I am no criminal. I've never done anything wrong. I was brought here when I was fourteen years old, so I had no choice. The only wrong I've done is run across with the rest of mi gente; the only difference is that I didn't know why I had to do it. I was only obeying my family. So how do we share this with the rest of the world so that they see that us mojados are people with feelings, families, friends, schooling, hobbies, ideas and ambitions? We're only missing a few papers along the way.
Tu Paisa Jarocha

Dear Chica from Veracruz: Easy — by telling your story and that of people like ustedes to the rest of America until you're azul in the face. By calling your local politician, from school board members to Barack Obama. And, finally, by telling everyone to no longer refer to undocumented folks as "illegals" — unless it's a satirist with a point, of course!

Dear Mexican: You've poked fun at the guardians of Cervantes before, so I just had to write to you now that I've finished reading the 1962 Walter Starkie translation of Don Quixote. Since I had very little trouble understanding it, I'm guessing that Starkie modernized the Spanish in addition to translating it. Have you read Don Quixote in the original Spanish, by chance? If so, would you say that the Renaissance-era Spanish is as difficult for Spanish speakers as Shakespeare is for English speakers? Also, is Cervantes required reading for Mexican high school kids as Shakespeare is for kids in the U.S.? (I imagine it is for kids in Spain.)
Gabacha Que Lee

Dear Gabacha: Cervantes in the original español is a chingadera to read, what with all those damn medial s locuras and forays into Old Castilian when the Man of the Mancha speaks, but it's far more palatable than reading a bunch of "anons," you know? Starkie's translation is fine, but más mejor is Edith Grossman's version. And, finalmente, Don Quixote is not required reading for Mexi prepa kids, — but Condorito sure is.

Dear Mexican: I get that gabachos complain about all the wabs sneaking across the border and taking jobs from gabachos, and that Mexicans complain about all the Guatamalans sneaking across their border and taking jobs from Mexicans.  Who do the Guatamalans complain about, or are they at the bottom?
Living in Brasil but Like Watching America. But Unlike Mexico and America, Looking Forward to our Copa do Mundo

Dear Carioca: Death squads.

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gronk75
gronk75

Don't want to be called illegal do not come here illegally. Do the paperwork and do it right or do not come at all. As the husband of a wife who had to go through all of the paperwork and do it right I find it offensive that people think they can just flout the law and expect a reward. 

The only thing Illegals should get is a deportation. You were a criminal the day you cross the border illegally and every day since. I will be the one fighting all the way against any form of Amnesty or legalization. Deportation is the only option for criminals. 

scrummer999
scrummer999

Ask the (criminal promoting) Mexican; Yes do not refer them as illegals but as UNDOCUMENTED PROFESSIONAL CRIMINALS is the best terminology

 
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