Seven St. Louis Guys and Gals You've Probably Dated

Seven St. Louis Guys and Gals You've Probably Dated
Wardell Brown

You want love right here, right now, but the search for it can be disheartening. So in the name of Valentine's Day, service journalism and borderline offensive stereotyping, the love geniuses at Riverfront Times have narrowed the crop of local singles down to fourteen kinds of guys and girls you're bound to encounter in the sometimes insular, always interesting St. Louis dating scene. Whether you're looking for Mr. Urbanist or Ms. Old Money, we know where to find your ideal mate, and we've got advice about who pairs best with whom. Maybe you've dated some of these guys and gals already. Hell, maybe you are one of these guys or gals. Or perhaps you're happily hitched, having somehow survived it all. If that's the case, squeeze your honey, read on and be glad you made it out of the murky depths of the dating pool.

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17 comments
Heather Claxton
Heather Claxton

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Mo Bin Masoud
Mo Bin Masoud

This is horrible, and you should feel horrible. Can I get a click refund?

Ejrin Hodzic
Ejrin Hodzic

Seriously you guys, jackpot on each one of those guys! Last one was my 3 year mistake

Ryan Hunter
Ryan Hunter

This was really lazy. I happened to read this while at the mud room, and there wasn't a single smelly dude in sight.

Daren Cortez
Daren Cortez

Left out the St. Louis chain smoking drunk

Brent Feeney
Brent Feeney

Or someone who thinks the Illinois side (I grew up in Granite City) is the far side of the moon. Happened to me once on the Landing; she was from Chesterfield, I was from GC at the time. I was a lot closer to downtown than she was. Wonder how many divorces she's been through...

Grant Alter
Grant Alter

Ms lives in north county but thinks she's country.

Dean Berry
Dean Berry

I'll be the first to say these could be people from anywhere. The first few were reasonably thought out, then got lazy quickly. The people they left out: - mr/ms south city 4 lyfe - mr/ms CITY stickers on everything they own - mr/ms still thinks Westport is a hip hangout - mr/ms wonders why the dating scene in St. Peter's sucks so bad - mr/ms thinks every town in Illinois = east St. Louis - mr/ms thinks going to a casino is a legit first date

Christina Mathis
Christina Mathis

I would like to take note that out of all 14 I got zero! Woohoo!

Bill Wilson
Bill Wilson

They forgot the guy/gal from the Eastside who thinks St. Louis is a foreign country.

Patches Minor
Patches Minor

I already know someone is gonna say "This could be people anywhere, not just St. Louis"

 
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