This review is ridiculous. Taha'a Twisted Tiki is a BAR. I would even say it is a neighborhood bar, where people from other neighborhoods go for the great cocktails, the incredibly friendly service (the servers remembered me and greeted me on my second visit), and decent bar food. The BAR does not claim to serve haute cuisine. It accomplishes the goal, which is to have a laid back vibe with a good strong cocktail that tastes great.