There's something strange going on tonight at the museum. The new security guard, disgraced former police officer Ballbuster, is just doing her job walking the floor when she hears voices. Did that model T. Rex just move, and is it far sexier than it was the last time Ballbuster passed through this hall? And what's Amelia Earhart doing partially disrobed? Don't get your panties in a wad, Ballbuster; just take 'em off and go with the flow. The Randy Dandies' new show, Nightie at the Museum: Choose Your Own Burlesque Adventure, sets out to find the line between exhibit and exhibitionist, and then cross it. The action starts at 9 p.m. at the Ready Room (4195 Manchester Avenue; www.therandydandies.com), and the audience is encouraged to come dressed as their favorite museum exhibit. Tickets are $15 to $20.
Sat., July 19, 9 p.m., 2014