Email Author Gregory Weinkauf

2004 Stories by Gregory Weinkauf

• Monster Smash

  published May 5, 2004

  "We must keep the atmosphere electrified!" announces creepy Igor in reference to an abominable experiment in Van Helsing, but he... More >>

• Teen Spleen

  published April 28, 2004

  One thing few may mention about Mean Girls is that it could have been unrelentingly terrible. It isn't -- it's actually pretty... More >>

• Taking Office

  published April 14, 2004

  Rodney Bingenheimer is sitting down to dinner at an IHOP in Santa Barbara, California. Mayor of the Sunset Strip, St. Louisan George... More >>

• Blarney Rubble

  published April 7, 2004

  As a proud sponsor of the Colin Farrell media blitz, Intermission opens on the lad's salable mug, basically sporting the same... More >>

• Punk Monk

  published March 31, 2004

  It's a bit unorthodox to ladle superlatives all over a film in the opening paragraph, but The Reckoning deserves them. Moving,... More >>

• Rites of Spring

  published March 3, 2004

  It is so very nice when a movie completely outstrips the expectations conjured by its trailer, as is the case with The Dreamers. At... More >>

• Gettin' Windy in the City

  published February 4, 2004

  Whoops, franchise! Way back in 2002, who would have believed that a comedy starring rapper Ice Cube (né O'Shea Jackson) would be a hit, let... More >>

• Pop It, Lock It, Yo

  published January 28, 2004

  Good day, friends and homies. I bring word of a project entitled You Got Served, which essays the task of appraising the current... More >>

• Oh-la-la!

  published January 21, 2004

  Behold a tale of true love (between a boy and a bicycle), of tireless courage (from a bitty grandmother with a club foot) and of a very shocking... More >>

• American Girl

  published January 14, 2004

  Not a lot of people know this, but our word "actress" is derived from the Greek phrase strumpetos luckyos, meaning "prostitute who somehow... More >>