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2006 Stories by Jordan Harper

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  • xStraight-Edgex New Year

    published December 27, 2006

    A straight-edge New Year's Eve will appeal to two groups of people. One, obviously, is straight-edge folk. The other is raging drunks. To a true... More >>

  • Juices Flowing

    published December 27, 2006

    Jackass Number Two: Unrated (Paramount) The sequel to the dumb-ass jamboree makes its predecessor look plain and... More >>

  • Farce of a Champion

    published December 13, 2006

    Talladega Nights (Columbia) This cut of Will Ferrell's NASCAR comedy runs 13 minutes longer than the theatrical version,... More >>

  • A Masterpiece on Canvas

    published December 6, 2006

    Rocky: 2-Disc Collector's Edition (MGM) An old TV commercial for Rocky included here compares Sylvester Stallone... More >>

  • Extra! Read All About It

    published November 29, 2006

    Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (Warner Bros.) At long last, Richard Donner's much-whispered-about "original... More >>

  • Bad News With Al

    published November 22, 2006

    An Inconvenient Truth (Paramount) This isn't exactly the kind of DVD you buy to watch again and again; the ending... More >>

  • Dance of the Penguin

    published November 15, 2006

    Having animals act like humans on film is a storytelling device as old as time, so maybe it's a little unfair to get tired of it just now. But... More >>

  • When the Stars Came Out

    published November 15, 2006

    Forbidden Planet (Warner Bros.) Long available as faded discount product, Fred McLeod Wilcox's 1956 masterpiece -- the... More >>

  • Burning the Yule Log

    published November 8, 2006

    The Junky's Christmas (Koch) They just aren't cranking out claymation Christmas specials like they used to, which makes this a... More >>

  • Impossibly Passable

    published November 1, 2006

    Mission: Impossible III: Special Edition (Paramount) On the commentary track, director J.J. Abrams and star Tom Cruise sound... More >>

  • These Dogs Still Hunt

    published October 25, 2006

    Reservoir Dogs: 15th Anniversary (Lions Gate) Quentin Tarantino's first film shows its age these days, mostly because we've... More >>

  • Took a Shot

    published October 18, 2006

    American Dreamz (Universal) Till this, Paul Weitz had a stellar filmography, a career in ascension: American Pie... More >>

  • Poetry and Puncture Wounds

    published September 20, 2006

    The Proposition (First Look) There's an old saying about Ginger Rogers, who did everything Fred Astaire did -- but backwards... More >>

  • Turning Tricks

    published September 13, 2006

    I Am a Sex Addict (IFC) Caveh Zahedi has made a movie of our times -- a strange mix of self-absorption, shamelessness in... More >>

  • Necessary Evil

    published September 6, 2006

    United 93 (Universal) A suggestion to those who've put off watching the year's most wrenching and essential film: Before... More >>

  • The Short Goodbye

    published August 30, 2006

    Arrested Development: Season Three (Fox) The final collection of Arrested Development discs feels sadly incomplete: only... More >>

  • Get a Clue

    published August 23, 2006

    Veronica Mars: The Complete Second Season (Warner Bros.) Any concept along the lines of "high school hottie solves... More >>

  • Smells Like Victory

    published August 16, 2006

    Apocalypse Now: The Complete Dossier (Paramount) It's all here, more or less: the 1979 theatrical cut of Francis Ford... More >>

  • Whodunnit High

    published August 9, 2006

    Brick (Universal) Rian Johnson's feature debut as writer-director will wind up as one of the year's best films. A film noir... More >>

  • Shut Up, Already

    published August 2, 2006

    V for Vendetta (Warner Bros.) Illustrator David Lloyd calls this adaptation of the comic he made with writer Alan... More >>

  • Eating for Two

    published July 26, 2006

    Feed (TLA) Remember the old jokes about "What's grosser than gross"? The makers of Feed do, as they prove in the first... More >>

  • Way Out of Sync

    published July 19, 2006

    Edison Force (Sony) Gritty cop stuff must write itself -- just make sure everyone's tough, corrupt, and talking like... More >>

  • Grand Prix

    published July 12, 2006

    (Warner Bros.) John Frankenheimer, as underrated as he was brilliant, made a racing picture in 1966 that's yet to be topped 40 years... More >>

  • The Citizen Kane of Crap

    published June 28, 2006

    The Devil's Sword (Mondo Macabro) Few trash movies live up to their reputation, but here's a balls-out wonder that surpasses... More >>

  • Vampires of Moscow

    published June 21, 2006

    Night Watch (Fox Searchlight) Every once in a while, Hollywood needs somebody else to steal a genre and totally... More >>

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