Email Author Malcolm Gay

Awards

• 2008 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published September 19, 2007

  "The Case of the Shanghai Shamus"

• 2008 - AAN AltWeekly Awards

  "Keep It Down"

• 2007 - Association of Food Journalists Awards

  Keep It Down

• 2006 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published August 24, 2005

  "Unfinished Symphony"

• 2006 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published March 9, 2005

  "Pulitzer's Gain"

• 2006 - AAN AltWeekly Awards, published March 2, 2005

  "Pulitzer's Pain"

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2007 Stories by Malcolm Gay

• Barbie Milk Chocolate Flavored Shapes

  published February 7, 2007

  Forget the pink hearts, dozen roses and pound upon pound of cheap chocolate. For the American teenage male, February 14 is a day of dread. Why,... More >>

• Vault

  published January 31, 2007

  First, a disclaimer: Vault energy drink is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. It should also not be used to... More >>

• Monster Next Door?

  published January 24, 2007

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• Top Ramen (Chicken Vegetable Flavor)

  published January 24, 2007

  If the recent past is any indication of what the future holds, 2007 is shaping up to be a bummer year for the stoner set. Already a U.S.... More >>

• Voss Artesian Water From Norway

  published January 17, 2007

  Here's a brain teaser: Doctors recommend that for optimal health adults drink between eight and ten cups of water daily. The U.S. Census Bureau... More >>

• Roland Smoked Sliced Octopus

  published January 10, 2007

  Pity the octopus, a creature thrown into the wild without parents or backbone, not even a shell to keep it safe. So sorry is this beast's lot that... More >>

• Homeland Insecurity

  published January 3, 2007

  On June 8, 2005, Haider Al-Ashwan marched into the Robert A. Young Federal Building in downtown St. Louis for an interview with the United States... More >>

• Whole Foods Market
  Organic Gummy Bears

  published January 3, 2007

  "Nature gives you the face you have at twenty," the famed designer Coco Chanel told Ladies Home Journal in September 1956. "[I]t is up to... More >>