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  • Barbie Milk Chocolate Flavored Shapes

    published February 7, 2007

    Forget the pink hearts, dozen roses and pound upon pound of cheap chocolate. For the American teenage male, February 14 is a day of dread. Why,... More >>

  • Vault

    published January 31, 2007

    First, a disclaimer: Vault energy drink is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. It should also not be used to... More >>

  • Monster Next Door?

    published January 24, 2007

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  • Top Ramen (Chicken Vegetable Flavor)

    published January 24, 2007

    If the recent past is any indication of what the future holds, 2007 is shaping up to be a bummer year for the stoner set. Already a U.S.... More >>

  • Voss Artesian Water From Norway

    published January 17, 2007

    Here's a brain teaser: Doctors recommend that for optimal health adults drink between eight and ten cups of water daily. The U.S. Census Bureau... More >>

  • Roland Smoked Sliced Octopus

    published January 10, 2007

    Pity the octopus, a creature thrown into the wild without parents or backbone, not even a shell to keep it safe. So sorry is this beast's lot that... More >>

  • Homeland Insecurity

    published January 3, 2007

    On June 8, 2005, Haider Al-Ashwan marched into the Robert A. Young Federal Building in downtown St. Louis for an interview with the United States... More >>

  • Whole Foods Market
    Organic Gummy Bears

    published January 3, 2007

    "Nature gives you the face you have at twenty," the famed designer Coco Chanel told Ladies Home Journal in September 1956. "[I]t is up to... More >>

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