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2007 Stories by Mr. Night

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  • Great Scot!

    published October 3, 2007

    People often misuse the terms “Scots” and “Scotch,” believing them to be interchangeable. They are not. The former term refers... More >>

  • Nothing But Hole

    published August 1, 2007

    All those sweaty, sticky nights in your friend’s backyard, just pounding away at it until you hit the sweet spot; all the hours spent trying... More >>

  • Hot-Cha!

    published June 20, 2007

    Summer weather arrived like a big ol’ pile of sweaty flapjacks last week, and if you, too, are without central A/C, Mr. Night would like to... More >>

  • Super Hero Senses, Tingling!

    published April 25, 2007

    Let’s just agree right now that Frank Miller’s run on Daredevil was the greatest version of the Man Without Fear. When Matt... More >>

  • That Linebacker Hits Like a Lady!

    published April 18, 2007

    Football has never been Mr. Night’s sport of choice -- he’s a lifelong fan of Singlestick, just like Teddy Roosevelt, and he has the... More >>

  • Happy Birthday, Mr. President

    published April 11, 2007

    There are presidents, and there are presidents. You can hold the position for four years, not scuff the furniture, refrain from starting... More >>

  • MacParty!

    published March 28, 2007

    Last year Mr. Night made an alcohol-inspired oath that when the weather got nice, he was gonna be a kilt-wearin' man. A hater of shorts, Night... More >>

  • Love Triangle at a Round Table

    published February 7, 2007

    It's hard enough to keep a marriage together, especially when you're the most important man in the kingdom (Mr. Night speaks from experience). But... More >>

  • Scotch Eggs Kilt Him

    published January 24, 2007

    It is Mr. Night's dream to re-create the infamous egg-eating contest in Cool Hand Luke — but to do it with Scotch eggs. Hard-boiled... More >>

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