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2006 Stories by Ms. Day

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  • Super-Duper Skating

    published December 27, 2006

    Last night, Ms. Day had the most fabulous dream. She and Mr. Night were performing a beautiful routine in front of thousands during the Ice... More >>

  • Re-gifting Permitted

    published December 13, 2006

    Attention anyone who goes to the same White Elephant party Ms. Day is invited to every year: There are gift spoilers contained in this missive.... More >>

  • Enjoy Fruitcakes

    published December 13, 2006

    If there's one thing Ms. Day is sure of during this confusing season of Santa vs. the Snowman and giving vs. receiving, it's that everyone ought... More >>

  • Shopping Dreams and Cocktail Wishes

    published December 6, 2006

    Recently, Ms. Day was surprised to learn she has much in common with the leader of North Korea — aside from all his dictatoring, that is.... More >>

  • Sugar and Spice

    published November 22, 2006

    Ms. Day — who is practically perfect in every other way imaginable — has a problem with procrastination, specifically with regard to... More >>

  • Shop Till You Rock

    published November 22, 2006

    At the last Rock-n-Roll Craft Show (, Ms. Day went on a major... More >>

  • Viva the Diva!

    published November 15, 2006

    Ms. Day could be considered a bit of a diva. After all, she knows what she wants (i.e. she's bossy), and she's confident in what she likes (i.e.... More >>

  • Underwear

    published November 1, 2006

    As you all know, Ms. Day is quite the lady and would normally never discuss her underpinnings in privacy, let alone in the pages of a newspaper!... More >>

  • Wildwood Transit Authority

    published October 4, 2006

    For as long as she can remember, Ms. Day has loved trains. Whether she's drawn to the old-timey romance of the tracks or is lured by the power... More >>

  • Opera Theatre

    published October 4, 2006

    All right, here's the truth: Ms. Day feels a little — no, a lot — uncomfortable in costumes. Instead of embracing the idea of... More >>

  • Join the Creative Class

    published September 27, 2006

    Now, Ms. Day is not one to judge the proverbial book by its cover, but she's going to go out on a limb here and say that Robert Fishbone is... More >>

  • Dance Mix

    published September 20, 2006

    Trust Ms. Day on this one: Learning to dance is extremely difficult. What with the language barrier (ballet is all in French), flexibility issues... More >>

  • Gotta Get Back in Time

    published August 30, 2006

    Now, Ms. Day knows how very many festivals there are this weekend, and she understands that you might be having a difficult time deciding which... More >>

  • Star-Struck

    published August 16, 2006

    In Ms. Day's line of work, she is introduced to all manner of celebrities, and, in fact, she meets so many famous people that she doesn't even get... More >>

  • Muggles Unite!

    published August 9, 2006

    True confession time: When Ms. Day finished the fifth Harry Potter novel (Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix), she nearly cried. Not... More >>

  • An Appetite's Delight

    published August 2, 2006

    Last year, Ms. Day messed up and didn't have a plan of digestion in place for the Downtown Restaurant Week; as a result, she tried to eat... More >>

  • Garlic Press (Release)

    published August 2, 2006

    In Ms. Day's free time, she's taken to moonlighting as a union representative. It's a tough gig, but she does it for the people. Anyway, she... More >>

  • Around the World in 21 Hours

    published July 19, 2006

    When Ms. Day travels around the world, she has certain things she must do in each country, whether it's catching her favorite local dance troupe's... More >>

  • She's Crafty

    published July 19, 2006

    Lately, Ms. Day has had a creative streak going. She bought a crafting book from the 1970s (titled Crafts for Fun and Profit) — and... More >>

  • The Command of the Cacti

    published July 12, 2006

    Just like Ms. Day has found something of an anthem in Kelis' "Bossy," she imagines the cacti can relate to this song as well. After all, these... More >>

  • You're Doin' Fine, Oklahoma!

    published July 12, 2006

    Sometimes late at night, when there's still work to be done at the RFT, Ms. Day's restless coworkers gather 'round her office (OK, it's a... More >>

  • Spin City

    published June 21, 2006

    On Thursday, June 22, at the Summerfest in Olivette, thrill-seekers can purchase a $12 "ride-all-you-want" armband. But beware: Ms. Day did... More >>

  • A Sale for the Swift

    published June 14, 2006

    Anyone who's ever been to a garage sale or craft show is familiar with what Ms. Day likes to call the "Garage-Sale Shuffle." You know, the walk... More >>

  • Say Cheese!

    published June 7, 2006

    Now, Ms. Day has penned many a word about her absolute adoration of cheese. And while she'll eat everything from her processed, non-refrigerated... More >>

  • Fancy Fest

    published June 7, 2006

    One of the nicest surprises Ms. Day had last summer happened when she met a friend at the Whitaker Music Festival. See, Day left straight... More >>

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