Best Hard Candy - 2001
Crown Candy Kitchen
Just about everyone in St. Louis knows that the best place for an authentic soda-fountain experience is Crown Candy Kitchen. Plus you can walk away with some sweets for your sweetie from the adjoining candy counter, whose visible delights include chocolates, licorice, rock candy and any number of other traditional favorites. However, if you've really been a putz or a boob lately, be sure to ask for what's not openly exhibited -- namely, something from Crown's fine selection of anatomically correct but improbable adults-only specialties, including a bunny that has, unlike Crown's famed banana malts, absolutely no physical connection to former radio personality Johnny Rabbitt.