A gentleman in a white coat comforting a woman in a blue sweater. A phone number. And a larger-than-life business description: Trauma, Death and Crime Scene Cleaning. This ad, courtesy of Bio Cleaning Services of America Inc., is wonderfully handy for folks on their way to the market/soccer practice/the theater who suddenly remember they shouldn't keep putting off taking care of that splatter in the den. And if you repeat the words "Trauma, Death and Crime Scene Cleaning" to yourself, it's a snap to Google the place when you get home. Because you never know: You might also someday have a need for a specialist in "tear gas and meth lab residue clean up." Talk about your one-stop shopping!