To paraphrase what Chris Rock said about drugs and drug dealers in his groundbreaking 1996 HBO comedy special Bring the Pain
, chocolate peddlers don't sell
chocolate. They offer
chocolate; chocolate sells itself. And it certainly does fly off the shelves at Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate, a confectionery chock-full of truffles and other cocoa-laden trifles, a confectionery that is so on to your weaknesses and vices it lists them three times over in its sinful sinful sinful name. And just when you think you might be able to break yourself of the milk-chocolate habit you've acquired through far-too-frequent visits to CCC, they find another way to reel you in, like frickin' milk chocolate-dipped Rice Krispies treats on a stick. Not fair!