Best Punk Band - 2005
Neither particularly short nor curly, the Pubes earn their name by frequently becoming hot and sweaty. And they get around, too, not only freely sharing their members with such significant others as the Sex Robots and Butt, but also exposing themselves at the Creepy Crawl, the Hi-Pointe and Café Louie on a habitual basis. Their 2003 emission from Roadhouse Tunes, Wow, Baby! Let's Go Wheelin! is engorged with breakneck thrashers about horniness, jerky girls and Pokémon; here's hoping the foursome's impending follow-up leaves us equally throbbing, panting and begging for more.