Best Roast Beef Sandwich - 2005
Love at First Bite
It's just after sundown, and the vampire is stalking his prey. He's been pursuing his meat in the same spot now for more than 100 years. While the lack of variety may seem boring to some, he's experienced a "culinary" awakening in this locale -- a Love at First Bite, if you will. The nocturnal one waits patiently for the proper time, and his persistence pays off yet again. He sinks his teeth into the delicacy, enjoying the luscious, perfectly roasted beef, but not without appreciating the Muenster cheese, the Russian dressing (he lived in Russia, once upon a time), the crisp hickory-smoked bacon. This sandwich is a delight, and the vampire has the pleasure of enjoying it for all eternity.