What makes a strip club great? High ceilings that carry away billows of cigarette smoke. Big bathroom stalls. Black-light carpet, for a naughty-roller-rink vibe. Attractive bartenders who distract you from the price of the drinks. Tables set away from the dance stages. Check, check, check, check and check. Hollywood Showclub also offers real music (Black Sabbath, yes! Mariah Carey remix, no!), shows hardcore porn on multiple screens perched around the club and doesn't give off that icky strip-club smell. It may lack the Penthouse glitz and Hustler glamour, but this is a simple, bright and friendly Midwestern strip joint -- for simple, bright and friendly Midwesterners!