Best Greek Restaurant - 2006
Doesn't it seem like the Gods of Restaurant Hipness have been all, "Hey, Greek food, why don't you get sexy for us? Howzabout a little fusion-hybrid-tapas-slutty-bo?te tap dance?" To which Colossus would reply, "Hey, Restaurant Gods, why don't you bite me? Or better yet, why don't you bite into my awesome chicken souvlaki, my aptly titled Colossus Gyro, my beautifully prepared pastitsio, or a delicious combo platter that features the above and then some? And then why don't you wash it down with some authentic Greek beer? And if you're still talking smack by the end of your meal, we can take this outside!"