Comments (0) Best Radio Station - 2007
Movin' 101 (101.1 FM)
Readers' Choice: KDHX (88.1 FM)
[Setting: A roomful of older women and a therapist. One of the ladies, a nervous-looking fortysomething blonde wearing jeans and a sweater, begins to speak.]
Hi. Um, I?m a little embarrassed to be in this support group, but my name?s Sally.
[The rest of the room, in unison] ?Hi, Sally.?
This is a big step for me, but I?m here to confess that I?m completely, utterly addicted to Movin? 101.
[Collective gasp]
I know, I know. Once the former station at 101.1 ? R.I.P. ?The River? ? disappeared, thus depriving me of the chance to hear John Mayer and the Goo Goo Dolls every hour, I was upset. Very upset.
[Murmured assent]
But then, well, I started stopping by the station as I was flipping through the dial. And kept hearing pop, hip-hop, ?80s and cheesy ?90s techno songs I liked. Destiny?s Child. Gwen Stefani. Bobby Brown. A lot of Bobby Brown. Prince. Madonna. Soon I found myself gravitating toward the station all the time, hoping to hear things I haven?t heard in ages: Kylie Minogue, George Michael, Soul II Soul, Cypress Hill, Naughty By Nature.
[Woman to Sally?s left starts humming ?Hip Hop Hooray,? then blushes and stops.]
Soon I was sneaking out at night after my husband was asleep, hoping to hear Rednex?s ?Cotton-Eyed Joe? and the latest Rihanna jam. When my daughter caught me lip-synching to Fergie?s ?Fergalicious? in the bathroom mirror, holding a hairbrush while gazing at the cover of the Justin Timberlake CD I stole from her, I knew I?d hit rock bottom.
[Several of the women pat Sally on the back as she hangs her head ashamedly.]
But I know now that I need to only listen to Movin? 101 in the morning to pep me up. A little Kelly Clarkson girl-power goes a long way!
[Everyone applauds. Fade out.]
Hi. Um, I?m a little embarrassed to be in this support group, but my name?s Sally.
[The rest of the room, in unison] ?Hi, Sally.?
This is a big step for me, but I?m here to confess that I?m completely, utterly addicted to Movin? 101.
[Collective gasp]
I know, I know. Once the former station at 101.1 ? R.I.P. ?The River? ? disappeared, thus depriving me of the chance to hear John Mayer and the Goo Goo Dolls every hour, I was upset. Very upset.
[Murmured assent]
But then, well, I started stopping by the station as I was flipping through the dial. And kept hearing pop, hip-hop, ?80s and cheesy ?90s techno songs I liked. Destiny?s Child. Gwen Stefani. Bobby Brown. A lot of Bobby Brown. Prince. Madonna. Soon I found myself gravitating toward the station all the time, hoping to hear things I haven?t heard in ages: Kylie Minogue, George Michael, Soul II Soul, Cypress Hill, Naughty By Nature.
[Woman to Sally?s left starts humming ?Hip Hop Hooray,? then blushes and stops.]
Soon I was sneaking out at night after my husband was asleep, hoping to hear Rednex?s ?Cotton-Eyed Joe? and the latest Rihanna jam. When my daughter caught me lip-synching to Fergie?s ?Fergalicious? in the bathroom mirror, holding a hairbrush while gazing at the cover of the Justin Timberlake CD I stole from her, I knew I?d hit rock bottom.
[Several of the women pat Sally on the back as she hangs her head ashamedly.]
But I know now that I need to only listen to Movin? 101 in the morning to pep me up. A little Kelly Clarkson girl-power goes a long way!
[Everyone applauds. Fade out.]






























