Best Place for a Last Date - 2008
Anheuser-Busch Brewery Tour
Need to tell someone it's really, truly over? Looking to send a message that says, "It's not me, it's you"? Take your soon-to-be-jilted lover on a tour of the Anheuser-Busch Brewery. Breathe in the aroma of hops and bitter irony as you stand in the shadow of a St. Louis icon — a place we always knew would be there for us, keeping jobs flowing like a freshly tapped keg of Bud. Then remind your no-longer-special someone about the worst breakup letter of all: the one from A-B to its St. Louis. Compared to that colossal screw-you, your decision to call it off will seem gentle and just. Besides, you both get a free beer when it's all over — unless, of course, InBev decides that's cutting into profits.