By 9 a.m., some FOX 2 anchors have been on live television for four hours. Personalities like April Simpson and Kevin Steincross occasionally (and understandably) show signs of fatigue during the nine o'clock hour, but host Tim Ezell is a bottle of 5-Hour ENERGY compacted into FOX 2 News at 9am's 60-minute time slot. Ezell looks and acts like a cross between Kermit the Frog and Ace Ventura. He's responsible for biting journalistic enterprises such as "Tim Versus..." and "Can I Fry It?" OK, calling Ezell a "news" anchor is a stretch but so is using that n-word for a program like 9am. And if Ezell can't wake you up by 10 a.m., you may as well spend the whole day in bed.
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